Weird Shit Velcro – Stories About Navigating The Human Landscape

I have captivated all of my friends and family for many years with my dating and daily life stories. Thus, this blog is my opportunity to share these amusing and ridiculous anecdotes with anyone who is interested, bored with their life, passing time or just has the awesome, shit ass luck to run upon it by chance. If nothing else, you will be entertained…start with March 20 "You will be entertained….too good to make up."

My Dating Revelation….

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I had a moment tonight when I simultaneously realized how happy I am that I haven’t dated in a while and that I understand why I am single. I have a lot of male friends -probably more than female in fact and I get them.  To a degree.

Now don’t get me wrong I know women/girls can be a pain in the ass, talk about nonsensical things, nag and often frankly talk just too much. But in all honesty, men are so stupid. It is so easy to get laid. All you have to do is be nice, cool and have some sort of plan and maybe some game. And by that I don’t mean playing games but he needs an edge and must be charming in his own hipster or conservative or somewhere in between sort of way.

Let’s just say that tonight I remembered why I was writing a book on dating before I got cancer. And I know why my friends were entertained by my stories and I felt compelled to start writing them down because it is truly too good to make up. At this point, dating is simply for entertainment (probably for others) and research purposes. Stay tuned.

It is exhausting being me…. 

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