Weird Shit Velcro – Stories About Navigating The Human Landscape

I have captivated all of my friends and family for many years with my dating and daily life stories. Thus, this blog is my opportunity to share these amusing and ridiculous anecdotes with anyone who is interested, bored with their life, passing time or just has the awesome, shit ass luck to run upon it by chance. If nothing else, you will be entertained…start with March 20 "You will be entertained….too good to make up."

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My idea of dieting….



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Cynicism is like alcoholism…or maybe drugs…or something…

Being cynical is like being an alcoholic. I imagine. I have never been an alcoholic but I am certainly a bit cynical and the longer I am the harder it is to give up….

Since I haven’t felt particularly inspired lately to write stories I thought that tonight I would share some recent photos that have captured my life. Words tell a story but images paint the picture sometimes equally as well if not better…..


ImageImageImageImageThe hint of my shadow…Image

Who knew pirates weekend existed! 

ImageMy favorite pirate!!