Weird Shit Velcro – Stories About Navigating The Human Landscape

I have captivated all of my friends and family for many years with my dating and daily life stories. Thus, this blog is my opportunity to share these amusing and ridiculous anecdotes with anyone who is interested, bored with their life, passing time or just has the awesome, shit ass luck to run upon it by chance. If nothing else, you will be entertained…start with March 20 "You will be entertained….too good to make up."

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Dr. Seuss dating book and a retro look back at times past! Your straight is soooo circular…

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Sam I am.

Green eggs and ham.

I thought it was my fate as I was captivated by my enticing date.

He was smooth, he was cool and then he ran out of fuel.

Who knew dating was so tough?

How can it still be so rough?

I thought he was nice but his words made me think twice…

Then I went to his house.

And he became a louse!

Ok a few real quotes – quite inspirational I must say!

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who’ll decide where to go…”
― Dr. SeussOh, the Places You’ll Go!

“If you never did you should. These things are fun and fun is good.”
― Dr. Seuss

“I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I’ve bought a big bat. I’m all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!”
― Dr. Seuss

“Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.”
― Dr. Seuss

“Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You.”
― Dr. SeussHappy Birthday to You!

If you couldn’t tell I was somewhat transported back to my childhood tonight and realized how awesome being a kid is, especially when I grew up, and if only i knew it then. My friend Mark, who I mentioned, is kind of a trip. In fact we had “Girls night at the Trip Tank” and from here on out he will be nicknamed Trip.

So Trip has two kids – who are pretty awesome and I was transported in an absolute instant back to the happiest days of my childhood. His daughter had an Easy Bake Oven. I haven’t thought of this in years and as a real tomboy I never liked dolls or Barbies but I LOVED my Easy Bake Oven.Image

And Operation…Image

And of course we cannot forget Looney Tunes and Tweety!


As I said to Trip, your straight is so circular. And that sums up the night! Happy dreams all!